Aqua Teen Hunger Force (season 7)

The episode starts where "Last Last One Forever and Ever" left off, with the Aqua Teens moving into a new house on the other side of Carl's house to start a new life, much to Carl's dismay. The Rabbot makes a brief appearance in the end. In general, this episode is what the title says it to be; a rehashing of the original pilot episode, as some of the original dialogue is used here, with major tweaks. (Note: this is the first episode to have a new theme song; the original theme song was subsequently reinstated after this episode.)

Carl Brutananadilewski starts raking used condoms on the Aqua Teens' yard. It gives Frylock the idea to make a duck out of the used condoms. Meatwad puts Carl's lamp on the duck which makes him come to life. Meatwad names him Lance Potter (so he can be like Harry Potter's brother). Lance keeps telling Meatwad to do illegal things for him. At the end Frylock sets Lance on fire.

Master Shake builds a pinball machine designed after himself. He runs out of pinballs, and the Aqua Teens travel to Death Island to collect pinball eggs from a flightless bird he met that one time.

Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad are in church on Christmas Eve, where Master Shake tries to trick Meatwad into stealing the collection plate. Frylock quickly stops Meatwad from going through with it, then explains that giving is the reason for Christmas. Shake then attempts to scare Meatwad by telling him that Santa died in a crash, this draws un-wanted attention to the Aqua Teens, Frylock responds by taking Meatwad and Master Shake out of Church. Later at home Frylock explains to Meatwad and Shake that he cannot afford to get a lot of presents, Master Shake then announces that he has stolen the identities of Flavor Flav and Chuck D, in an attempt to release a Christmas album, as "The Public Enemy", entitled Bring Tha Toyz: A Public Enemy Christmas. Master Shake then asks Frylock to take him to a recording studio, Frylock turns him down, then he and Meatwad end up walking to the studio. At the studio Master Shake instructs Meatwad to say uh repeatedly, rather than singing the songs he wanted to do. After Master Shake sings his song, his engineer tells Shake the song is only twelve seconds long, and there's not enough material to release a CD. Meatwad suggests Shake write five more songs to make a full album. Master Shake finishes one of his new songs, then Meatwad tries to convince Shake to let him sing a song, Shake leaves the room to use the restroom, and allows Meatwad to sing "Silent Night", but instructs the engineer to not record it. Off screen he suffers from diarrhea, which is so loud it ruins Meatwad's song, Master Shake then flushes the toilet, which floods the entire studio, Shake blames the flooding on a member from his non-existent entourage. The next day, the Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad wake up on Christmas morning to find many eels on their living room floor. Master Shake then takes Meatwad and Frylock to "Better Buy", to see how his album is selling. When they get there Shake discovers that the store is closed, because of Christmas. Shake then tries to open the door by throwing a trash can though the window, which sets off an alarm, Frylock and Meatwad quickly run off. The episode ends with Master Shake in jail, until eels explode out of him, killing him. Meatwad, posing as Flavor Flav, visits the real Chuck D to return the stolen tax papers, warning him about the dumpster. Chuck D reveals that the dumpster is home to his pet space eels, and warns "Flavor Flav" to keep them away from his anus. Meatwad also plays his version of "Silent Night" for Chuck D, who likes the song and believes it will sell a lot of records.

Guest appearances: Michael Kohler and Chuck D.

The Aqua Teens compete in a contest at a suspiciously-familiar burger chain, unaware that they are pawns in Dr. Wongburger's latest scheme.

A pod attempts to replicate Master Shake and then follow Chickenfoot on the road.

Master Shake kills a guy (and Meatwad). The guy shows up as a vengeful angel who makes Master Shake pay for his misdeeds. Master Shake also has to be nice to Carl Brutananadilewski. Master Shake tries looks to the forces of darkness for help, but his plan fails. He commits suicide, so Frylock sues the Insane Clown Posse.

Frylock is with Meatwad, in Carl's back yard, Meatwad is doing the backstroke in Carl's pool, and trying to get Frylock's attention by doing so. Frylock has been playing a game on his cell phone the whole time. Meatwad starts drowning, which Frylock ignores, Meatwad eventually gets out of the pool, and starts yelling at Frylock ignoring him. Meatwad then tries to get Frylock's attention by calling him, which Frylock ignores. After this attempt Master Shake comes over to criticize Frylock for ignoring Meatwad. Master Shake then notices Frylock's game and starts watching him play. Master Shake tries to play the game, but messes up, forcing Frylock to start over, meanwhile Meatwad the notices a series of floating objects, after Meatwad tells Master Shake and Frylock about this, and they continue to ignore him, and play the game. Hours later Master Shake and Frylock are still outside playing the game, until the battery wears, out, and the two go inside, and plug it in. Inside the house, once again, Meatwad is trying to the Master Shake's and Frylock's attention, by wearing shoes, and pointing out a series of floating objects in the house, which they continue to ignore. Soon after, blood writes "Smiley Junction" on the wall, and a series of plates break, doors slam, and objects fly around, which Master Shake and Frylock still ignore. Then blood starts flowing from Frylock's phone, which they do not notice, and then a mouth appears on the phone, and bites Shake's fingers, which he blames on sticky buttons, and soon forgets about it, and continues to play. Soon after a ghost appears, asking Meatwad to get Shake and Frylock's attention, Meatwad tells him that he often threatens suicide, for attention. Meatwad then tells Shake and Frylock that he's going to kill himself, and pulls out a gun, which they ignore, and then goes on to shoot himself three times in the head, which doesn't hurt him, and Frylock and Shake continue to ignore him. Meatwad then tells the ghost to blow up the house, which destroys the phone, and effectively get Shake and Frylock's attention. Outside Frylock finally meets the ghost. The ghost tells Frylock's he's from Smiley Junction, Meatwad then asks what Smiley Junction is. Frylock then explains that Smiley Junction was an old community, which was accidentally bombed, then block off from the rest of the world, which lead to the deaths of all the residents. The ghost then explains to Frylock, that he was in their house to get away from cell phone signals, which kill ghosts. The ghost also tells Frylock he just wanted pizza and Chinese take-out, but could not order any. The ghost then tells Frylock to organize a benefit, with Meat Loaf, to put an end to cell phones, Frylock suggests that the ghost open his own pizza place to solve his problem, the ghost decides to go with the idea. Meatwad then asks about his Meat Loaf concert idea, which Carl overhears. Carl then tells Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad, and the ghost, about the time his second cousin, Denese, gave Meat Loaf a handjob. Carl then pulls out his cell phone to call Denese to tell the story, while the signals from his phone kills the ghost. On the phone Carl starts arguing with Denese, while the ghost of the ghost shows, up and is instantly dies, from the cell phone signals. Shake and Meatwad then demand that Carl gives them the phone, while he's arguing with Denese. Another ghost shows up, and dies, Carl calls Denese back, while another ghost shows up and dies. The episode ends with Meatwad killing ghosts with a cell phone, while Shake and Frylock watch.

Larry Miller shows Carl what his life would be like if he had a full head of hair so Carl would buy the Larry Miller Hair System for Men. Later on Larry leaves to gamble, while Carl decides to ruin the Hair Carl's life. It works so well that the Hair Carl kills himself. After that Larry returns to give Carl the system which Frylock thinks is affecting him. The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future thinks Carl is a robot, but one of his robots points out that only his hair is metal. At the end the Cybernetic Ghost enters a fake time chamber which ruins his plans.

The 100th episode. Plot revolves around a parody of the Mayan '2012' prophecy and the '23' Enigma. Dana Snyder breaks character to get syndication money. The second half is a parody of Scooby Doo.